There was a time when men would ride on horseback and fancy a nice 18 year scotch afterwards.
they also owned slaves and servants. And they dressed like ra'tards.
In comes the bicycles!
Now its a pbr/schlitz/beast and a modded golf club.
a nice track bike with the seat at a full ass over hands position and rolled over jeans, a cut up T-shirt with the words "die hippie die" written on the chest with a magic marker.