I ride to be impressive, I could care less about speed.
You know why I don't run a 46t / 13t ratio? Becuz I don't want to be tired.
I don't want huge legs and bad knees.
I want scars and scrapes and bruises becuz I'm not some bitch ass tryin to be fast.
AWESOME YOUR FAST! now what? wheres the fuckin fun in getting from point A to point B?
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line..... so buy a fuckin plane!
mean while I'll be the "HIPSTER" who can smoke you at every skid, trick, and maneuver.